In the Summer of 2013, an Evil One cursed the Wall of Cucuzza with a blight. There were few fruits, and the foliage was smitten with blemishes. Pastor Psychostat, Custodian of the Wall, harvested seed, and sowed them in a new place in the Spring of 2014. None of them sprouted. There was much wailing and gnashing of teeth among the local Cucuzzians, realizing they would have no Wall of Cucuzza at which to worship on the most holy of days, Talk Like a Pirate Day.
In June of 2014, Pastor Psychostat had noticed a strange plant growing in the dog pasture, clinging to the shed and the adjacent chain link fence. A sycamore tree had volunteered there to provide support for the strange vine. The Pastor's lawn tractor had blown an engine, and was put to pasture nearby, shielding the strange plant from the new monstrous Husky lawn tractor the Pastor had purchased. On the 26th of July, 2014, a miracle came to pass. While locking up the shed, it was revealed, to the Pastor, by Guardian of the Garden, Lord Priapus, that the strange plant had been transformed to a Holy Cucuzza, complete with the scent and fruit that only Holy Cucuzza possess. This miracle created much happiness among Cucuzzians, who celebrated the day with the Holy Drink, Fighting Cock 103.
